porcupine

A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"
damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure
by Masta Dragon Red June 18, 2007
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Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex
"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"
by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004
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scrubbin ya teeth

innuindo for someone who is in the bathroom masturbaiting

fun because most people dont get it, thing their chronic mastubation is a secert
dude: hey man,whats goin on? wheres morgan at ?
dude2: oh hes in the bathroom scrubbin his teeth...
dude: hey morgan, quit scrubbin ya teeth and bring ya ass out here !!!
by Masta Dragon Red April 01, 2007
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demonic gas

Farts so foul smelling it gags the person farting, usually acquired by eating some form of mexican food mainly taco bell
Oh my god dude I gotta give you fair warning I got some demonic gas tonightI had a burrito from taco bell.
by masta dragon red March 08, 2010
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929987

Wazzup for whan you page somebody
by Masta Dragon Red August 24, 2004
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paying a chick to go around and tell other chicks that u can put the motion in the ocean and sail it with a titanic
dude: i dunno how i'm ever gonna put the moves on anyone beyond high school

dude2: advertisement
by Masta Dragon Red July 12, 2004
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barking spider eggs

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs
by masta dragon red March 01, 2010
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