mason's definitions

Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by Mason November 13, 2003

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by Mason November 13, 2003

windows

I OS that had its flaws in the past, but since the NT core has been used has fix many of the flaws. Writen in 32bit, soon a 64bit version will be out of the 64bit cpu's.

"Will this Windows XP software work on my abacuses?"

by Mason July 11, 2003

sucker punch

This occurs when someone hits someone else from behind, usually when the person being hit doesn't know it until afterwards. Usually considered shady or a "bitch move".

That motherfucker came up and sucker punched me!

by Mason April 14, 2003

cold cock

The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.

Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.

by Mason April 14, 2003

bone crusher

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.

Take a look at bone crusher over there!

by Mason April 14, 2003

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003