markey doyle cullen's definitions

brown fire

when you fart so hard that semi-digested food that you fart out hardens and leaves a big, juicy, sexy assicle

see also - assicle

"This one time, at my aunt's house, i had a huge explosion of brown fire that even got onto the ceiling

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

rewq

my zip code

"Hello, sir, may I please ask your zip code?"
"Rewq."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

ass burgler

a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay

donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

fluffing mr. peepers

aka masturbating, choking the chicken, jacking off, self-manipulation, beating your meat, donald's mom

"After school today, I went to the bathroom and fluffed Mr. Peepers."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

ring o' fire

a while after you eat spicy foods (i.e. hot wings), you shit and it burns out your asshole, leaving a ring that burns for hours after

"Don't eat chili peppers out of donald's mom's pussy, it'll give you a ring o' fire!"

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

frumunda cheese

if you don't clean the head of your dick for a while, you will notice a sticky, smelly, greasy, white residue, known as frumunda cheese

"I had a friend who died from a really bad case of frumunda cheese. God rest his soul."

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003

assicle

semi-digested food that hardens and sticks to your asshole

i was fucking some girl doggy-style in the pussy and she had a huge assicle

by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003