car-rape

To run over someone with your car.
1. Moments after I was fired from my job and was totally pissed off for it, I saw my boss walk across the parking lot, quickly got into my Mustang, and then car-raped his sorry bitch ass.

2. Fred Durst needs to be car-raped for being a total shitstain in America's rock music scene.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 16, 2004
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hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.
One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!
by Mark H September 01, 2004
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assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."
I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
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ass mate

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.
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rim job

When not used in a sexual sense, a "rim job" can refer to customizing the wheel rims of a car to make it look more spiffy and pimped out.
Girl's mom: Now where's little Susan at? I really hope she doesn't get into any "fleshy" situations with that new beau of hers!
Girl's dad: Why don't worry honey! She just went to her boyfriend's auto garage so he can give her a rim job!





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by Mark H August 08, 2005
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blowrider

A blowjob administered to a man who's driving the vehicle in which his lover is riding in.
When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.





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by Mark H June 25, 2005
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h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).
by Mark H July 18, 2004
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