What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
by Mark H November 17, 2006
Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.
"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"
"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."
"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."
"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."
"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.
by Mark H February 19, 2005
Back in 9th grade, Kelly(who looked kinda like Britney Spears) was the prettiest girl in the class and was hit on by several good-looking guys.
But now, 3 years later, Kelly has become no stranger to the biscuit tin and an unhappy teen mother since, so then it was the right thing for her former admirers to follow the crowd and start hitting on the new hottest chick in the class, who was none other than a Jenna Jameson lookalike!
Mark H. Following the crowd on UD since February 2004.
But now, 3 years later, Kelly has become no stranger to the biscuit tin and an unhappy teen mother since, so then it was the right thing for her former admirers to follow the crowd and start hitting on the new hottest chick in the class, who was none other than a Jenna Jameson lookalike!
Mark H. Following the crowd on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H October 31, 2004
Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!
by Mark H September 15, 2004
(note that the word has a period because for some reason, my previous attempt at submitting this definition did not make it to the UD database)
1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.
Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan
1.A man who gets along well(romantically and/or sexually) and is pretty smooth and gallant with the ladies.
2.A pimp.
3.A Don Juan. A man who is indiscriminately promiscuous and likes to sleep with and have sex with whoever bitch strikes his fancy.
Synonyms: pimp, playa, Don Juan
1. Austin Powers(the main character by actor Mike Myers).
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*
2. Yesterday, I busted my gat in that casanova's ass for trying to sell my woman!
3. I am a casanova and I can fuck any hot bitch so long as she don't have VDs or ain't monogamous! I see nothing wrong wit dat. *gets struck by lightning*
by Mark H September 10, 2004
1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.
2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
by Mark H March 18, 2005
*At the annual college swimming championship competition*
Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 24, 2005