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What occurs at a drinking party when everyone drinks so fucking much that they all pass out and fall on the floor and/or on top of each other.
Last night's Roman orgy of a slumber party ended when everybody(guy and girl, clothed and naked) passed out on top of each other in a mass alcoholocaust.
Then the next morning when I woke up and while everybody was getting dressed and leaving, I found out that my face got all bloody when one of the cheese hog bitches fell on top of my face, breaking my nose!
Then the next morning when I woke up and while everybody was getting dressed and leaving, I found out that my face got all bloody when one of the cheese hog bitches fell on top of my face, breaking my nose!
by Mark H September 4, 2004
Get the alcoholocaust mug.1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.
2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?
They are both really good at slut hoops.
Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.
2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?
They are both really good at slut hoops.
Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.
by Mark H October 28, 2004
Get the slut hoops mug.1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!
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by Mark H October 5, 2004
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by Mark H November 11, 2005
Get the gangsturbation mug.Short for "Grindcore."
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Grindcore, or "grind" for short is a type of very fast speed/thrash metal, death metal, or hardcore punk or perhaps a combination of both(depending on how the band plays it). Grind is characterized by very fast drumming that makes predominant use of the blastbeat, very fast thrash metal-style guitar playing, growling/screaming vocals(much like in death metal), and usually rather short songs. The world's shortest song ever is "You Suffer," a grind song written and recorded by grind pioneers Napalm Death. This song only lasts 1 to 4 seconds and its lyrics are "You suffer. But why?"
And despite what many people may think, the British bands Napalm Death and Carcass did not really invent grind. Napalm Death named the genre. Grind is actually an American invention, started in the mid-eighties by Repulsion, a death metal band from Mississippi who wanted to create their own style of brutal music. In 1986, they've released the world's first full-length grind album, "Horrified." Their style of metal was later copied by bands such as Napalm Death and Carcass and the genre still goes on today, though it has never gotten to the mainstream. Still, it's much better than all the nu-metal crap that has plagued the music world since the mid-90s.
Types of grind:
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
Political grindcore (Napalm Death)
Goregrind (Repulsion, Carcass)
Pornogrind
Crust
Death/Grind (Grind with significant death metal influences)
by Mark H February 6, 2006
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by Mark H August 17, 2004
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