mark h's definitions
Shit, man you should have seen that girl drink down the whole fucking beer bong last night! When the bong was empty, that bitch was so DOHA.
by Mark H March 15, 2004
Get the DOHAmug. It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly.
The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.
The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.
Damn, it was quite sad that Mark's ubergenious rocket-scientist son had just died in an explosion while working on the latest space shuttle 9 months ago. However, my neighbors next door just had a kid that looks like Mark's son when he was baby, though I heard the kid was diagnosed with Fragile X syndrome! It looks like Mark's son has reintardated(reintardation)! Whoop-dee-doo.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 17, 2006
Get the reintardationmug. A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.
by Mark H June 19, 2004
Get the granfalloonmug. Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
by Mark H July 10, 2004
Get the can of whoop assmug. 1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 19, 2004
Get the horizontal moodmug. A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
by Mark H May 23, 2004
Get the asstodonmug. Louie tried to prove that he had balls of steel by entering the boxing ring without wearing a protective cup, but then ended up losing his ability to reproduce when his opponent violated the standard universal boxing rules and uppercut him REALLY hard in the groin. Damn, this guy should be felt sorry for! That shit must've hurt like a living hell!
Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004
Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004
by Mark H May 19, 2005
Get the balls of steelmug.