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A very good black/thrash metal band from Germany. Characterized especially by the wicked, raspy, German-accented vocals of their singer, Tom Angelripper.
by Mark H July 16, 2004
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Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Chuck: Damn Sean, did you see that Erica outswim the other contestants for the umpteenth time? She just won the whole tourney and is the undefeated champion of the whole district! I wonder how the hell she does it.
Sean: Lotsa practice obviously. Like the other swimmers. But one could assume that it's in part due to those damn fine floatation devices she got on her! *points and ogles at Erica as she holds up her trophy to the audience*
Chuck: Amen, brother! I sure wanna make that one my little bed mermaid! Giggidy giggidy!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 24, 2005
Get the floatation devices mug.1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.
2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.
3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.
3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 6, 2005
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Get the The Lols Of Jericho mug.A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.
by Mark H May 23, 2004
Get the asstodon mug.Louie tried to prove that he had balls of steel by entering the boxing ring without wearing a protective cup, but then ended up losing his ability to reproduce when his opponent violated the standard universal boxing rules and uppercut him REALLY hard in the groin. Damn, this guy should be felt sorry for! That shit must've hurt like a living hell!
Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004
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by Mark H May 19, 2005
Get the balls of steel mug.Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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