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Suxxors Cooxor

Another term for "sucks male body organ". This is often used on the Internet and in real life. Suxxors cooxor can also be replaced with; suxxors, suxxors cooxors, suxxors coxor, and other words containing "suxor, suxxor, suckor" in the beginning. Originally first used in 2005.
John: We gotta do a 10-page essay today.
Kelly: That suxxors cooxor(s)!
by Mark September 18, 2005
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CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.
Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.
by Mark August 7, 2004
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lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.
Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!
by Mark December 23, 2003
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Pogie

I really need to get me pogie
by Mark January 21, 2005
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Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
by Mark November 10, 2003
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flat earth society

A Society claiming that the Earth was once flat, and some evil people (somehow) turned the earth spherical. In my opinion a bunch of crackpots who make money by telling bogus stories (such as... the world is flat) and claim to have a large following.
So-called scientist: Contrary to belief, the World was once flat

Scientist: LOL
by mark October 10, 2004
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Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.
"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"
by Mark December 10, 2004
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