mark's definitions

Chezman

1) To pay more for goods
2) To be conned or overcharged
3) Lack of buying skills

"They saw Chezman coming"

by Mark December 6, 2004

PHISH

A soon to be defunked Jam band. Never forgotten. RIP PHISH

PHISH is PHISH PHOOD for the EARS!

by mark May 27, 2004

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

gub

a mouthpiece to make unbearable sounds

that billy has some gub on him

by Mark October 9, 2003

oc

ocean citey maryland where all the girl go to get drunk and have sex with me!

man last time i went to oc i was so trashed i woke up and this chick i slept wiht pissed the bed!

by mark April 8, 2004

lazy fat fuck

put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig

no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls

by Mark August 6, 2004

Louisiana Swipe

When someone swipes their hand across the crack of your anus as they walk buy.

Dude, smell my fingers. I just gave that hot chick a Louisiana Swipe!

by Mark June 24, 2004