duct

to apply duct tape to

From Megas XLR

When in doubt, duct it.

by Mark August 22, 2004

Prairie Dogging

Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper

By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'

by Mark February 29, 2004

Elspethalofogus

Derived from the word "Elspeth."

That girl has an attention span of a goldfish, she's definately an Elspethalofogus.

by mark August 31, 2004

quigibo

ape like animal that has a round balleding head and a bad temper and is fat looks like homer simpson....

bart: quigibo
homer: no such thing take it back boy
Bart: so its real its a ape like animal that has a round balleding head and a bad temper and is fat

by mark January 18, 2005

bonker

WHen your sitting on the toilet taking a dump and your girl is giving you a blow job

I was reading the paper taking a shit and my girl was giving me a bonker.

by Mark December 18, 2003

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

snussion

A snussion is a confused glance or gaze. Used to convey perplexity and/or confusion. Snussion. It's got the goods.

Marcus gave Karen a snussion when he suddenly stuffed a carrot up his right nostril.

by Mark November 29, 2004