mark's definitions

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

Klendau

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!

by Mark January 19, 2003

Sev

An 8 legged insect, composed prominently of faeces, found usually in a woman's pubic region.

Damn! These Sev's itch so bad, I better go wipe my ass!

by Mark January 19, 2003

pop a cap

to shoot someone

I'm gonna pop a cap in yo' ass!

by Mark January 24, 2003

peep

to look

Peep this out

by Mark January 24, 2003

locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

by Mark January 26, 2003

breasticle

big boob

OMG, Look at shelley's breasticle(s)

by Mark January 28, 2003