mark's definitions

nulb

Its where your wanking it and then the ejaculation is about to come out and then you like pinch it and it mixes with blood and pee pee and then you let it come out and its all red and smells like a undercooked steak

Tim walked into Aarons house and it smelled like steak so Tim knows Aaron had just commited nulbery

by Mark December 28, 2003

wookie

A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)

Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

by Mark December 29, 2003

Quonk

The noise a swan makes

Swan - "Quonk"

by Mark December 30, 2003

Gator

A very long line of cut cocaine.

"Make those lines into gators."

by Mark December 30, 2003

klaine

errrrrrrrrrm
a batty boy
who works in j sainsburys
n he sucks cocks
n walks like a woman
n hes got a chicken arse

mark bromage

by mark January 3, 2004

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

by Mark January 6, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

by Mark January 6, 2004