mark's definitions

pottymouth

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out

i love flaming flamingos

by mark December 11, 2003

turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 3, 2005

PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.

Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.

by Mark April 9, 2006

Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.

B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!

by Mark September 6, 2004

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005