mark's definitions

belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake

(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.

by Mark February 6, 2005

hork

To sell something. ie, auction, pawn, or peddle.

I just horked my old skates on eBay.

by Mark February 13, 2005

automagically

Eg. soemthing that works automatically, such as a Microsoft (tm) excell macro, or a car motor.

somethign that works automatically, but seams magical (eg. erections)

Dude, i hate you, your macros are automajic today

by Mark June 19, 2005

queen shit

Same as king shit, only female.

That little tramp thinks she's queen shit.

by Mark February 16, 2005

debrower

noun- a person who tries to shave their unibrow and accidently shaves part of their actual eyebrow. once they do this they try to color it in with a black colored pencil.

Mike iacono was a debrower in 8th grade

by mark June 19, 2005

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

woo

Half way to "woot". Similar to "whoopy" and "I don't care".

Messenger Conversation
Person A: "I'm back."
Person B: "Woo!" (meaning "so what?")

by Mark May 13, 2005