mark's definitions

rt

a gay-ass cult some of my friends made up and then try to use for evil to try to get information out of me

you have to tell us your secret, rt rules

by mark January 2, 2005

cane

To do (something) recklessly and at speed

tr.v. caned, can·ing, canes

"...and Ayrton Senna has caned the hairpin"

"She just caned that whole bag of charly"

by Mark January 4, 2005

geeked out

Obsessed with. Consumed by. Usually in relation to technology or science fiction.

I geeked out last weekend and learned Klingon after watching every episode of Star Trek, the Next Generation.

by Mark January 6, 2005

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

awful

Used mostly by females and camp men when flirting, in a situation where they wish to suggest a favourable response whilst maintaining an incredibly thin veil of mock-regency virginity.

man flirting with woman: let's go for a drive
woman: you are AWWWful (meaning yes)

by mark January 11, 2005

Tea Bagged

tea bagging NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH CREAM

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc

by mark January 12, 2005

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005