mark's definitions

el farko

El Farko can also be confused by The fark; but DONT, why? because he's the man. Like seriously I've never seen a person who can get soo many girls, have soo many friends, and have such a big one (hahaha if u kno what i mean dawg) He's the man. Most the time he thinks before he acts and usually makes every single damn person laugh. (haha im cracking up myself) Iight peace!

GO EL FARKO!!!!!!

El Farko is such a God, Samantha let's go jump on him and do it doggy style.

by Mark April 19, 2005

Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

fucktard

First used in the computer gaming scene. Meaning "fucking retarded cheater".

You fucktard, turn off your wall hacks.

by Mark April 18, 2005

Ra

Both the Egyptian Sun God and a band.

Egyptian historical documents.

by Mark April 18, 2005

Duxbury

A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!

Poeple in the town of Duxbury are snobs.

by mark April 16, 2005

Stink Weasel

Person who tries to get into other people's dirty business.

Stay out of my business you stupid stink weasel.

by Mark April 15, 2005

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005