mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 09, 2004

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 16, 2004

Mustachio

A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon

by mario November 11, 2003

Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 09, 2004

arrato

later, as in: See you later

All right Moreno call me later, arrato.

by Mario August 28, 2003

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 02, 2004