mario's definitions

marioso

crazzzy mofo...part time hobo and full time shizzler

marioso, making an eye at dearson, winks rather seductively...

by Mario November 2, 2004

jock

Person dedicated to sports...date and f*ck cheerleaders or any girl they want

that jock is awesome...i ll totaly f#$k him

by Mario November 12, 2003

Dirtball

Noun: Describes what is essentially a useless human being whose very presence demeans the beauty in our world.

Alternatives: "Scumbag", "Lowlife".

1. Criminals
2. Smokers who think they have "rights"
3. Needlessly violent people
4. Bad parents
5. Attorneys
People who selfishly divide others for their own purposes with doublespeak and promises of serving the needs of specific "Communities" rather than serving the greater good of all.

by Mario November 15, 2004

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

by Mario April 21, 2005

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

ye son

the e werd or jus do ye son

ooo ye son
joojust do ye son

by mario July 12, 2003

Spooge Cannon

When you're spoogin',
yer oozin,
an ya can't stop gooin'
So point your poonin' at a gurl of yo choosin'
anduh giv 'er somethin' to chewin'
loco luccie buseie

Middle school girls in tights love da spooge cannon. Lation pride!

by MARIO December 8, 2004