mario's definitions

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

Casual Gamer

People who judge games by their plot or graphics are casual gamers, as opposed to true gamers, who would rather play a game than watch it.

People who own an xbox are casual gamers, and so are the majority of people who own playstations. Casual gamers are ruining the industry for the rest of us. I wish gaming was still just for geeks.

by Mario July 24, 2004

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

by Mario February 2, 2004

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

by Mario November 21, 2003

mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

by Mario November 9, 2004

trucha

watch out, look out

Trucha.

by Mario August 28, 2003

cock wrangler

A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands

"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"

by Mario November 2, 2004