Definitions by marcos

Reedies 

The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.

a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"

Reedies by Marcos December 6, 2004

schwack 

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

schwack by Marcos August 29, 2004

skruka 

Very high quality Marijuana. Dank. Chronic.

Woowee, now this is some skruka! Look at all the lil' white hairs. We gone get toe down tonight!

skruka by Marcos August 29, 2004

nigga lip 

When you take a hit from a joint or blunt and you slobber all over it and leave it all wet for the next person.

"oh man, why you always gotta nigga lip it foo? Here man, you hit the pipe while we finish this blunt...chump!"

nigga lip by Marcos August 29, 2004

sancha 

A sancha is your second lady. Not your wife, or your girlfriend, but your number two. If something were to happen to your wife or girlfriend (i.e. freak accident) your sancha would be there to wipe away your tears.

ex #1 "My wife is a prude in bed, but my Sancha...woo wee...she's a freak! Its like that whole yin and yang thing!"

ex #2 Me: "I can do things with my sancha that I just can't do with my wife."
Friend: "Like what eh?"
Me: "You know like sending her home, or anal or stuff like that"

sancha by Marcos August 29, 2004

The Brooklyn Fade

The stupid haircut that all the dumb white kids get down at the jersey shore. It involves some sort of shaving back the hairline and spiking the rest ala sonic the hedgehog. Then they talk, walk, and act like they are African Amercian.

Look at that stupid gino with the Brooklyn Fade

The Brooklyn Fade by Marcos April 15, 2004

Chenzo

A scumbag theif who steals from dead people. Or a lowlife person who impregates multiple women who already have more kids than a litter of kittens

Don't ever turn your back on a chenzo

Chenzo by Marcos March 16, 2004