dookie

Refers to bomb ass dirt weed. When you have herb that ain't chronic, but it still gets you high as a mo-fo, its dookie.

Damn, took a while to get all the seeds out but this dookie is the $h!+.

by Marcos February 22, 2004

Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

by Marcos December 06, 2004

schwack

To masturbate or jack off or spank the monkey.

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"

by Marcos August 29, 2004

The Brooklyn Fade

The stupid haircut that all the dumb white kids get down at the jersey shore. It involves some sort of shaving back the hairline and spiking the rest ala sonic the hedgehog. Then they talk, walk, and act like they are African Amercian.

Look at that stupid gino with the Brooklyn Fade

by Marcos April 15, 2004

Reedies

The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.

a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"

by Marcos December 06, 2004

TTP

short for "Total Package", as heard in the Usher song "TTP"

You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better
Since I found my total package

by marcos April 28, 2006

Chenzo

A scumbag theif who steals from dead people. Or a lowlife person who impregates multiple women who already have more kids than a litter of kittens

Don't ever turn your back on a chenzo

by Marcos March 16, 2004