sancha

A sancha is your second lady. Not your wife, or your girlfriend, but your number two. If something were to happen to your wife or girlfriend (i.e. freak accident) your sancha would be there to wipe away your tears.
ex #1 "My wife is a prude in bed, but my Sancha...woo wee...she's a freak! Its like that whole yin and yang thing!"

ex #2 Me: "I can do things with my sancha that I just can't do with my wife."
Friend: "Like what eh?"
Me: "You know like sending her home, or anal or stuff like that"
by Marcos August 29, 2004
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nigga lip

When you take a hit from a joint or blunt and you slobber all over it and leave it all wet for the next person.
"oh man, why you always gotta nigga lip it foo? Here man, you hit the pipe while we finish this blunt...chump!"
by Marcos August 29, 2004
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skruka

Very high quality Marijuana. Dank. Chronic.
Woowee, now this is some skruka! Look at all the lil' white hairs. We gone get toe down tonight!
by Marcos August 29, 2004
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Mirek

Polish, Communist, deadly, armed and Russian - this guy is not one to mess with! Hangs out at the fez alone, visits games workshop every day, commits at least one murder every week as an act of spiritual renewal.
Miiiiiiiiiiiirek? Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirek?!! Dinner's ready!

Stop swearing at those politicians, you Mirek.

You're such a Mirek! Did you have to go and be sick in my toilet? What a Mirek.
by marcos April 07, 2005
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TTP

short for "Total Package", as heard in the Usher song "TTP"
You should be lookin' for a TTP
Now that I know the difference
That's all I'm tryna be with
Somebody that keeps it all in together now
I'm living better
Since I found my total package
by marcos July 18, 2004
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schwack

Guy #1- "I've never masturbated once in my life."

"Dude, whatever!! You know you go home and schwack it like 6 times a day! I seen you!!!"
by Marcos August 29, 2004
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Reedies

The extremely prententious people who go to Reed College. Portland, OR slang, but is commonly found wherever people are talking about Reed College. Has two primary usages:

a)people who go to Reed.
b) a nerd, lesbian, or neo-hippie.
a) "my uncle was a Reedie. He majored in Biology"

b)"Dude, I saw that girl buying a sleater Kinney CD. What a reedie!"

"Buries his head in his books like a reedie"

"you haven't taken a bath in 6 days, George. Are you trying to become a reedie or what?"
by Marcos December 06, 2004
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