Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.
by Marc May 27, 2004
1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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by Marc November 30, 2004
1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.
See also: hand job, jacking off
2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.
See also: hand job, jacking off
2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.
1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together
2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.
2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.
by Marc January 03, 2004
I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)
Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!
And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.
Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
(Steel)
Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!
And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.
Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
by Marc December 27, 2004
1. verb. To defecate, commonly used as a euphamism over wireless communication when a third party who may be offended may be listening.
2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.
3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.
4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.
2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.
3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.
4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.
1. I was talking to the boss on the walkie-talkie in front of a client. When I asked if he could meet up with us, he said taht he was downloading.
2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.
3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.
4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.
2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.
3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.
4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.
by Marc December 17, 2003