Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 03, 2025

vinegars

A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".

"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 20, 2019

should i bring snacks

what you say when texting a girl you're coming to visit for a weekend. basically asking if you're gonna have sex.

Stacy: "can't wait for the weekend"
Brad: "same here, should i bring snacks?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 31, 2018

Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

by marblecakealsothegame13 January 03, 2019