marblecakealsothegame13's definitions

Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.

Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 6, 2018

poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018

cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 8, 2020

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

shirt mullet

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.

Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 9, 2018