office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.

Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."

by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

carving the bowl

when you piss aiming at the side of the inner toilet bowl - above the water - as to avoid making a sound.

Socially awkward? Carving the bowl should do the trick in public!

by marblecakealsothegame13 May 13, 2019

20 second breakfast

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 01, 2018

American Bidet

when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.

Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 04, 2018

vinegars

A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".

"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"

by marblecakealsothegame13 June 20, 2019

knuckle children

semen

"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 28, 2020