Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.
Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."
by marblecakealsothegame13 January 03, 2019
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cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.
Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018
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waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.
"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 28, 2018
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shirt mullet

also known as a french tuck. when you tuck in only the front of your shirt in your pants, leaving you neat on the front and casual in the back.
Jon: Hey Phil, nice shirt mullet! Really brings out the homosexual in you.
Phil: Thanks! That's what I was aiming for!
by marblecakealsothegame13 November 10, 2018
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panhandler

another term for beggar, or delusional homeless person.
"Lock the door - panhandlers keep coming in wanting to use the restroom."
by marblecakealsothegame13 April 19, 2019
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should i bring snacks

what you say when texting a girl you're coming to visit for a weekend. basically asking if you're gonna have sex.
Stacy: "can't wait for the weekend"
Brad: "same here, should i bring snacks?"
by marblecakealsothegame13 October 31, 2018
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Gaston Mode

the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
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