marK's definitions

cum guzzling scum bucket

a drinker of human liquids

when i'm on my knees at a party

by MARK January 7, 2004

knarf

Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.

Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!

by Mark August 21, 2004

torpedo'd

When a so called friend ruins an evening by sticking to some inane "plan" usually created after said evening was already negotiated (usually in the face of common sense and better judgement as it relates to his/her friends)

Since Jim is totally pussy whipped, he totally torpedo'd the evening by making plans with his wife when he already had an arrangement with us.

by Mark January 8, 2004

plymouth

A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).

Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.

Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.

by Mark May 7, 2004

shmae

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks

Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"

by mark December 9, 2004

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004