marK's definitions

markness

mark-ness
to have to do with being "mark", meaning very cool, and suave.

"you've come back to markness."

by mark May 7, 2004

Jerkhammer

A prick who forces guys to take a shit in the same bathroom.

"Hey, come in here and do your business. I don't mind! NOW!"

by Mark December 10, 2004

lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.

Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!

by Mark December 23, 2003

STARFISH

One who has been knocked out

Rider was lying in the starfish position after being knocked out

by Mark April 20, 2004

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004

jadakiss

the biggest loser rapper that ever lived.Everyone thinks he is sooooooo great. WEll guess what he ISNT!!!!!he is disliked by me and a loser named ryan.I cant rap for crap. but ill have u kno that he SUCKS. he is the biggest gay rapper every. HE is a wansta and he is just plain bad. SO to my conclusion, jadakiss is the biggest loser gay, crapy rapper , wangsta, retarted, stupid gay ever. ANd everyone on this page likes him..well i got news for you..HE SUX..he is worse than mark bellhorn and that is saying alot.oooooooooooohhh low blow.

jadakiss is a horrible rapper

by mark April 24, 2005

Banapple

The crossbreed between a banana and an apple. I came up with it during my AP Chemistry class. also see banapple snapple

Mom: What kind of fruit do you want?
Kid: Get me a banapple, bitch!

by Mark December 7, 2003