marK's definitions

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

by Mark December 10, 2003

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark June 11, 2006

Bran Branny

To talk about macs and hating the church all the time and state the obvious. Also can be used to describe somebody in a negativity

Eli was being real bran branny today.

by Mark June 15, 2004

fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004

slug trails

Markings left by a woman.

That bird i copped off with last night has left huge great slug trails on my bed sheets / laminate flooring / kitchen worktop / car bonnet / face delete as appropriate

by mark November 16, 2003

eyedeeone

Above nirvana
Supreme
Guitar God
Leader

EyeDeeOne Rocks.
EyeDeeOne Will Be A Guitarist,

by Mark July 17, 2003