Definitions by marK

Cuntlips 

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

Cuntlips by Mark November 25, 2003

fjork 

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

fjork by mark November 24, 2003

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

fundamental orifice by Mark November 24, 2003

Bobby's helmet 

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

Bobby's helmet by Mark November 24, 2003

shaggrophobia 

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

shaggrophobia by Mark November 24, 2003

turgid-love-rocket 

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

turgid-love-rocket by Mark November 24, 2003

pitching batting practice 

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

pitching batting practice by Mark November 23, 2003