marK's definitions

volkswagen

A car company that proves that you can overcome anything. Volkswagen succeeded and became one of the biggest car manufacurers in the world despite the fact that it was used as propaganda by Hitler to help take over the world

I drive a Volkswagen and its the best

by mark April 13, 2005

top bollocks

boobs. the female equivalent of testicles, except with a different purpose and higher.

Michael: Check out the blonde, nice set of top bollocks.

by mark May 16, 2003

sham

Someone who is wicked cool

by Mark August 23, 2003

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004

plymouth

A city (one of the few of which in Britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of Devon, Southwest England, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. Swilly, Mutley, Devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. Mannamead, Derriford, Leigham, Plympton), the nice folk and the arseholes (as found in action along Union Street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. Union Street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. The Barbican, The Hoe).

Home to a Naval Base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

Is never as nice as anticipated once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the Westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. At least it's not Liverpool or Manchester, hey? Every Plymouthian tends to get decked out in Burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. Definitely a city of great contrasts.

Plymouth: God's gift to Burberry Ltd.

by Mark May 7, 2004

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

cyber-shot

Cyber-shot is the Sony trademark for its line of digital cameras.

This brand is divided into eleven series :

F series (DSC-Fxxx) – prosumer cameras with long zooms
H series (DSC-Hxx) – long zoom cameras
L series (DSC-Lxx) – compact cameras
M series (DSC-Mxx) – full featured cameras with high quality video capture
N series (DSC-Nxx) – cameras with touch controlled lcd screens
P series (DSC-Pxxx) – mid-range point and shoot cameras
R series (DSC-Rx) – prosumer, Digital SLR like cameras
S series (DSC-Sxx) – previously middle to high end, now entry-level cameras
T series (DSC-Txx) – slimline, ultra-compact cameras
U series (DSC-Uxx) – ultra-compact cameras
V series (DSC-Vxx) – prosumer cameras
W series (DSC-Wxx) – entry-level to intermediate cameras

There is a strong likelihood that the DSC prefix is an acronym for "Digital Still Camera".

I bought a new Cyber-Shot Camera!
Oh, really? Who cares.

by Mark April 26, 2006