flaming flamingo

when you light someones pubes on fire and then you jiz on them to get the fire out
by mark December 11, 2003
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Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 06, 2004
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pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker
Mindy is not a pecker puffer.
by mark March 04, 2004
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cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew
damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden
by mark April 12, 2004
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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.
Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.
by Mark April 09, 2006
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YKK

The current corporate incarnation of Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha, the Japanese zipper zaibatsu.
*zzzzzzzzip*
by Mark July 01, 2003
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