marK's definitions

Gaybee

Gaybee is the noun form of calling someone gay.

It was developed just because a gay way of saying gay was needed.

You're such a gaybee you gaybee.

by Mark August 9, 2004

nernsty

Someone with a wide variety of ubergooberian technical knowledge who is also rather fetching, preferably mustachioed can be called 'nernsty'.

Her labcoat really brought out the, erm, nernsts on that nernsty technician, an effect heightened by her mustache.

by mark June 25, 2004

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever

My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.

by mark September 12, 2003

GMV

This is a "Vicky" that has been digitally altered to make her look rather stupid.

Look that girl must be called Vicky, she has GMV

by mark December 10, 2003

strapped

to carry a gun

by Mark April 14, 2003

crypticharrasser

a little kirkish being.

nope, no example fo you, cuz you speaks like a crypticharrasser ish.

by Mark November 8, 2003