marK's definitions

rbad

1. An individual who engages in sexual intercourse with goats.
2. A goat herder.
3. A Paki typist.

1. Rbad'ing is the primary cause for the increase in goat mortality rates.
2. The text was impossible to read due to a severe rbad-like job.

by mark February 6, 2005

jettadenial

A car whose owners' criticize japanese cars for being too slow and "riced" up, when in fact they themselves should be criticized for thier girlish design and numerous upgrades.

That guy is in jettadenial, he won't accept the fact that he drives a motorized pansey, but instead spends his time making fun of Japanese cars.

by Mark March 9, 2004

U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

by mark December 8, 2003

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

by mark April 12, 2004

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

PDA

Public Display of Affection. When people display "affection" in the viscinity of other people. Hugging or more, usually. Why does everyone think it's gross or that people shouldn't do it? I don't know. They obviously don't believe in love. People shouldn't have to hide their love.

Girl 1: Eww that's a PDA right there! Get a room!!!
Girl 2: Shut up, it's romantic.

by Mark April 9, 2006

pecker puffer

one who can puff on a pecker

Mindy is not a pecker puffer.

by mark March 4, 2004