A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Comedy Guardian Warrior mug."Bruh remember when Billy Burr was whinging about cAnCeL CuLtUrE and No Reason To Hit A Woman was used by reich wing Men Are Innocent Gods/Modernwomen thuh Bad grifters to indoctrinate dumb YouTubers but then he got scared cuz his wife & kids are black and he knew they would suffer under the regime he was too stupid to realize himself and other comedians were being used to usher in so he tried to backpedal and really criticize maga after it was too late?"
"Yeah I uh- I mean long story short I had to back up on the highway the other day. And I literally thought to myself like AAAHHH I'm Bill Burring it!!"
"Yeah I uh- I mean long story short I had to back up on the highway the other day. And I literally thought to myself like AAAHHH I'm Bill Burring it!!"
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 01, 2025
Get the Bill Burring mug.A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.
"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
Get the Uncle Cuckus mug.A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz
"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025
Get the Freethinkr mug.When you have no real case to make for your own greatness so you just speak about yourself/your organization/side as if it's doing great things and others are just hating on you. The hope is that if you repeat it enough, feeble-minded people will start to think everyone is against you and you're actually great.
"And these peepul, it's very clear that this side no matter what I do- I could save the stars and bars. I could find the cure for cooties. I could do all the wonderful things that I've never been on track to doing and these pe pul would never love me They'd never love me like I love me or stand or smile or clap! I am big strong daddy but also biggest vicdumb."
"Turn this slopaganda off. It's a waste of our time and an insult to the nation's intelligence."
"Turn this slopaganda off. It's a waste of our time and an insult to the nation's intelligence."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 04, 2025
Get the Slopaganda mug.Tommy: Me & the boys get together and circjerk every Wednesday night but we all got girlfriends. We're not the alphabet people."
Everyone who hears this: Fam, you are such a GOP.
Everyone who hears this: Fam, you are such a GOP.
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Get the GOP mug.The state of cooked doneness of a state run by imbeciles. Marked by belief that "Dawrk" equals "Good quality" & Edge is the chief guiding principle. Where the deeper down dark, dumb & dense you go, the more the feeble-minded bark like excited seals.
"So lemme get this straight. People were conned using a weaponized form of Don't believe everything you see or hear. The media lies to us.' By grifters who just told them ThUh mEdIa was their political enemies. & then fed them steady lies through another source of media, the internet. & people somehow Didn't notice that. You have a criminal HOS who reads at a Mayweather level but better than 90% of their supporters while they're going to destroy education. And dummies cheered the unaliving of a rich elite immediately after giving rich elites all the control over their lives?"
"And they believed Don't listen to rich, famous celebrities (because they tend to disagree with us). Just listen to the rich famous celebrities who agree with us, mostly podcasters. And actually choose the second celebrity we picked to rule you. Yes, my dear time traveler from the past. It is the full realization of the Idiocracy. It is the DCEUSA. The empire is over."
"I don't understand that reference."
"Oh yeah. You're a time traveler from the past."
"And they believed Don't listen to rich, famous celebrities (because they tend to disagree with us). Just listen to the rich famous celebrities who agree with us, mostly podcasters. And actually choose the second celebrity we picked to rule you. Yes, my dear time traveler from the past. It is the full realization of the Idiocracy. It is the DCEUSA. The empire is over."
"I don't understand that reference."
"Oh yeah. You're a time traveler from the past."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 05, 2025
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