manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye's definitions

Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

Bill Burring

When you realize you done fucked up & try to backtrack.

"Bruh remember when Billy Burr was whinging about cAnCeL CuLtUrE and No Reason To Hit A Woman was used by reich wing Men Are Innocent Gods/Modernwomen thuh Bad grifters to indoctrinate dumb YouTubers but then he got scared cuz his wife & kids are black and he knew they would suffer under the regime he was too stupid to realize himself and other comedians were being used to usher in so he tried to backpedal and really criticize maga after it was too late?"
"Yeah I uh- I mean long story short I had to back up on the highway the other day. And I literally thought to myself like AAAHHH I'm Bill Burring it!!"

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 1, 2025

Slopaganda

When you have no real case to make for your own greatness so you just speak about yourself/your organization/side as if it's doing great things and others are just hating on you. The hope is that if you repeat it enough, feeble-minded people will start to think everyone is against you and you're actually great.

"And these peepul, it's very clear that this side no matter what I do- I could save the stars and bars. I could find the cure for cooties. I could do all the wonderful things that I've never been on track to doing and these pe pul would never love me They'd never love me like I love me or stand or smile or clap! I am big strong daddy but also biggest vicdumb."
"Turn this slopaganda off. It's a waste of our time and an insult to the nation's intelligence."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 4, 2025

Freethinkr

A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz

"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."

"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

GOPEO

The wealthy elite who run everything and even though everything is BOSAIZ! BOSAIZ!! only ever support one side.

"The wealthy elite GOPEOs tell the kiddies of Gen Z No more social life for you. Good job listening to these same people who explode the debt, make the rich richer and screw you every time."

"But something about duh transes and thuh white women destroy thuh civilization and the comusociamarxmisism, tho!"

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye September 24, 2025

W

A current relationship.

"Yo when did you and Ki break up? I haven't seen her around."
"We're still together. She's been busy cuz she just got a promotion."
"Oh damn. I thought y'all been exes."
"Bruh dafuq you talking about? That's my one and only w."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye June 2, 2025

Chronline

1) The sort of individual who is chronically online (term is a portmanteau of said words). The type of person who is told to "touch grass". More broadly, a person who bought into the "Don't believe everything you see or hear from thuh Mee Di Yuh as represented by people who I disagree with & instead believe everything you see and hear from the laptop box as controlled by my sociopolitical ethos and people who think exactly like I do. The computer sites aren't thuh Mi D Yah. Don't listen to rich, famous Hollywood elite celebs. Listen to rich, famous podcasters." gambit grift.

2) A person whose mind has been turned to gristle by the internet
3) A human being, typically male and victim-radicalized, who doesn't read books. Regardless of how much time they spend on the internet.

"Daytraun turned into a total chronline since his cousin was killed by those black cops and he saw people dogging his race all over 9gag."
"Bro, he fell down the deep pipeline. Now all he talks about his how the feminazis are out to get him & how the gay agenda destroys his community."
"At least he ordered 5 KJV Bible study guides from Amazon that he doesn't read."
"Well there's that."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025