by mancofteclause January 29, 2022
That twister would’ve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy would’ve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now we’re staying with the Smurf worship commune.
by mancofteclause March 14, 2023
The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
In a shooting competition where competitors shoot a taxidermied and feathered animal, a competitor shoots the animal, which ruffles many of its feathers into the air, at which point the competitor identifies a particular feather that is flying through the air with a laser pointer to point out to the crowd that they will use for their next shot, and successfully shoots the same feather, to earn a bonus multiplier in the competition
A sensational afflaffagoo for Hoops McCann to end his turn, earning him quintuple points for the round!
by mancofteclause December 14, 2021
A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life
by mancofteclause November 01, 2023
A slang term for a referee. Short for zebra, which the black-and-white striped officiating shirt loosely resembles.
Fuckin' zeebs can't tell the difference between holding and pass interference, can we please get some full-time employees?
by mancofteclause January 19, 2024