mancofteclause's definitions

mancofteclause

A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life

Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants

by mancofteclause November 1, 2023

Jimmy

The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.

Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

fractalline

Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.

Many plants are fractalline in nature.

by mancofteclause August 23, 2024

Zeeb

A slang term for a referee. Short for zebra, which the black-and-white striped officiating shirt loosely resembles.

Fuckin' zeebs can't tell the difference between holding and pass interference, can we please get some full-time employees?

by mancofteclause January 19, 2024