Definitions by mancofteclause

Moib 

The void between your seat and the center console.

I dropped my phone in the moib.

Moib by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Jimmy 

The village goatkeeper who failed his mancofteclause as a boy.

Jimmy knows that goatkeeping is a difficult job and regrets being born into the village.

Jimmy by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

Dirk 

The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.

You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!

Dirk by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

flankstankbeebee 

When invited to a war reenactment, instead of properly participating, you bring a T-shirt cannon with dog poop as ammo, find a stealthy spot in range of the opponent’s base, and fire away over their wall to gross them out, allowing your side to move in and win, and angering everyone in the process

That’s Dirk’s fourth flankstankbeebee this year, who keeps inviting him to these things?

flankstankbeebee by mancofteclause December 24, 2021