ptaindelka

Banging all available silverware on one’s front porch in protest of an incoming tornado

That twister would’ve taken a hard right down Cedar if Jimmy would’ve remembered the spoons. The ptaindelka was incomplete, and now we’re staying with the Smurf worship commune.

by mancofteclause March 14, 2023

Moib

The void between your seat and the center console.

I dropped my phone in the moib.

by mancofteclause January 29, 2022

mancofteclause

A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life

Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants

by mancofteclause November 01, 2023

Zeeb

A slang term for a referee. Short for zebra, which the black-and-white striped officiating shirt loosely resembles.

Fuckin' zeebs can't tell the difference between holding and pass interference, can we please get some full-time employees?

by mancofteclause January 19, 2024