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gettable

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
by mamma murder September 9, 2010
mugGet the gettablemug.

straight line circles

(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".
Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!
by mamma murder May 29, 2010
mugGet the straight line circlesmug.

Red Ronnie

(N) Nick name for former president of the United States, Ronald Reagan.

In the 1950s, Ronald Reagan (then known as Ronnie Reagan) was head of the Screen Actors Guild and was also a secret informant for the CIA.

His code name with the CIA was T-10 and he snitched on suspected communists in Hollywood.

Ronald Reagan got the nickname Red Ronnie for his supposed closet communist ideologies.
Man, don't be like Red Ronnie and snitch!
by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010
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touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder December 16, 2010
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Offschwitz

It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.

Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.

There you have it!

You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
"Welcome to Offschwitz!" as you shake the can and smile with wild eyes.
by mamma murder July 28, 2010
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Mamma Murder

(N) A night walker type of girl you meet at a bar. She's the girl with the razor blade eyes and killer thighs--with just enough showing to blow your mind.

She's a w-o-m-a-n and she'll kill you with her verbs--meaning that she's hot AND she's intelligent and she probably WOULD kill you.

Mamma Murder's got a vampire tan and dark brown hair and large doe eyes.

First she'll use you--then she'll lose you.
Have you ever heard of her? She's a murderer! Mamma Murder stole his heart away (and ate it for dinner).

Mamma's a sinner--here to prove that Satan is real.
by Mamma Murder May 11, 2010
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Spauce

(N) A neologism of "spill-your-sauce" and it is only called spauce when you whack off or have sex in someone else's house without their permission.

It is an insult to spauce in someone's house and not pay them money.
"DUDE! It's $10 to spauce in our house! Cash only!"
by Mamma Murder May 12, 2010
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