skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters

what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.

by Mamao May 31, 2007

God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

by Mamao April 04, 2004

Religion

see God if you do not then god shall smite ye! Bullshit!

Dirty Dirty SCam

by Mamao April 04, 2004

Ninja Nug

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.

"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"

by Mamao May 29, 2007

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 06, 2010