1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 06, 2003

1. Place where 90% of my wardrobe comes from.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
2. Store where annoying music and LOUD commercials are blared over loudspeakers, in a curteous attempt to drive shoppers from the store in disgust, before they spend too much money.
3.Store that has merchandise of often decent quality at the lowest prices, now- but just until it has driven all competition out of business....then watch the prices rise!
4. Provider of jobs for people who are too stupid and too lazy to be engaged in meaningful employment. (I once encountered a clerk who was unable to deduct ten-percent from a price in her head!)
5. Store where you can buy cooking utensils- then become hungry and walk to McDonalds without going outside, then walk to the pharmacy, for medicine to relieve the diarrhea caused by the McDonalds.
by Malcolm X-crement January 18, 2004

An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003

by Malcolm X-crement January 01, 2004

That clodhopper stepped on my foot!
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.
I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!
by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003

Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.
by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003
