Definitions by maidhcil mac fheorais

Strawballs 

The name of someone whose balls never see daylight. A sexually inactive man.

Strawballs is staying in again tonight!

Strawballs by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

in a jocker 

In a very bad state.

I saw Dickie Rock on the tele last night. His head was in a jocker.

in a jocker by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

mulchie 

In Ireland, an urban culchie. A person from a country town like Clonmel who considers themself urban and would look down on culchies who they consider to be more primitive.

He's an annoying culchie, probably a mulchie.

mulchie by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

banger 

A player who is too old to play for a team but continues to play illegally. A 16 year old playing on the under-15s team.

Punter1: How come Rath Kip keep winning the u-15 cup?
Punter2: Because it's been the same team for the last three years, they're all bangers!

banger by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

In a heap

In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order.

I can't go outside the door today. I'm in a heap after last night.

In a heap by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

rag order 

In a bad way. Totally disorganised, all over the place. Can mean hungover or just plain sick. Can mean a combination of mental disorder and physical damage. Like in bits, banjaxed, in a jocker, in a heap.

She drank the full bottle, took all the pills and was too wasted to slit her wrists properly. She's in rag order today.

rag order by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

broke back mountaineer 

A homosexual. A homosexual who doesn't conform to the gay stereotype.

Last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.

broke back mountaineer by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007