13 definitions by mY dONkeY iS cOoL

forced chocolate

when you getting fucked, and they fuck the shit out of you

DAMN IT, I GOT LAST NIGHTS "FORCED CHOCOLATE" ALL OVER MY SHEETS

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 27, 2021

forced chocolate

when your getting fucked, and someone fucks the shit out of you.

Ugh, I got last nights forced chocolate all over my sheets.

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Red poop

poop that is red

OMG remember when i went to the bathroom yesterday, that red poop was eeeeeee

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 5, 2021

Greatest day

when its its Christmas day and you expect a great present from Santa, but you get nothing so you walk to the north pole, and go to Santa's house then you need to pee so you pee on the ice but your pee freezes so your stuck with frozen urine on your penis so you decide to poop then you go inside Santa's house to see Santa and an elf making out then Santa woman walks in and joins them, and you never get your present but frozen urine and poop.

i just had a dream that I had the "greatest day"

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Mannequin

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.

Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021