Far Distance Disorder - happens when you see a guy/girl from far away thinking that he/she is hot, but turns out otherwise.
by mike March 10, 2004

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
by Mike January 04, 2004

by Mike September 25, 2005

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
by Mike March 19, 2003

by Mike May 13, 2005
