yagmo

it's a discriminatory word that does not discriminate (i.e. works for any race/social/ehtnic background)

tell tim if he doesnt stop acting like a yagmo, im gonna burn the hair in his asscrack while he sleeps.

by mike June 19, 2004

chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

by Mike January 28, 2004

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

by Mike October 01, 2003

cracky

Used to refer to someone who is coming own off har rugs an is all "twigged out", and therefore doing things such as 1.) swatting bugs that are not there 2.) dodging projectiles that are not there 3.) buying alcohol when you're all wrecked and 7 a.m.

Hey cracky, pass the shit.

by mike November 30, 2003

clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

by mike July 31, 2003

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

by Mike May 30, 2008