mike: OMG HER FACE
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
by mcbillions June 23, 2009

a discount you typically give your family and or friends when they ring up thru your register. most people ask for this discount even if they dont know you to save some money.
paprika: girl, guess how much i paid for these new kanye west kicks!
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
refrescola: how much girl?
paprika: $175
refrescola: aint they be $300
paprika: yeah, but i got a family & friends discount.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009

fake socialite. not to be confused with socialite this person is known to be a part of fashionable high society because of his or her regular participation in social activities and fondness for spending a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained, normally socialites posses considerable wealth, but in all actuality they are poor, low to no class people that who have friends in high places.
socialite: did you hear that tiffany isnt actually rich she's been faking this whole time.
maid: so she's a fauxcialite.
socialite: exactly now fetch me something to drink, consuela.
maid: so she's a fauxcialite.
socialite: exactly now fetch me something to drink, consuela.
by mcbillions May 04, 2009

when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.
guy: damn ma, you sexy
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
by mCbillions June 09, 2009

melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
by mcbillions March 11, 2009

a spoiled rich kid, with flawless features and is never denied anything. EVER. not well liked by females, may come off as a bubble head but is an intellectual genius, debutante and socialite. not to be fucked with.
or a person with over a billion dollars
or a person with over a billion dollars
hater: i wonder how much money she has.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
by mcbillions May 11, 2009

girl: I dated a girl my freshman year of college
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
by mcbillions May 04, 2009
