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"I wonder if we'll ever be able to take time off work for Winter-een-mas."
"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."
"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."
Happy Winter-een-mas!
"I wonder if we'll be able to sue our bosses for religious suppression if they don't let us take time off work for Winter-een-mas."
"I wonder if I can get you to shut up about Winter-een-mas."
Happy Winter-een-mas!
by Mary January 23, 2004
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by mary February 24, 2005
Get the funnel mug.fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.
by mary January 8, 2005
Get the smurfing mug.Synonym of urethra, piss hole.
The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
The hole from which urine or piss is excreted from your sexy, sexy body (unless you are fat. then your body is not sexy at all).
I think I have an STD cos I can feel a stinging sensation up my piddle pipe.
Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.
Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
Jaunty, you're shit at cunnilingus; you're licking my piddle pipe instead of my clitoris. Sort it out.
Oh no I've accidentally set fire to my pubes and now my piddle pipe has 3rd degree burns
by Mary March 13, 2005
Get the Piddle Pipe mug.When a woman opens her legs wide and sticks in her fingers in her vagina, while the other had rubs her clit until reaching a climax.
When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off
When a man looks at porn and at the point when his dick becomes hard, he wraps his hand around it and starts to stroke up and down at a face pace in order tp get off
by mary May 13, 2005
Get the masturbate mug.when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
by mary June 18, 2006
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