m.c. phatback's definitions

ambigubump

When it is uncertain if a woman is several months pregnant or is just developing a nice beer gut

Anna: Did you see that lady at the party last night wiht the tube top and an ambigubump?

Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.

by m.c. phatback April 18, 2010

last clapper

Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.

Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!

by m.c. phatback November 22, 2009

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

poo d'etat

When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.

Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.

by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

permabeef

When someone does something that is absolutely unforgiveable.

Oh I aint even speakin' her name name anymore. We got permabeef!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010