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Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013
Get the cunt-stepmug. When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.
Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
Get the Brown Sirenmug. When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
Get the Restless Dick Syndromemug. Anna: Did you see the dress Olivia was wearing earlier. It looked like it came from an Orlando flea market!
Rob: The gaudacity!!
Rob: The gaudacity!!
by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011
Get the Gaudacitymug. Anna: Did you see that lady at the party last night wiht the tube top and an ambigubump?
Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.
Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.
by m.c. phatback April 18, 2010
Get the ambigubumpmug. When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014
Get the safety-shartmug. The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.
Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011
Get the two buck fuckedmug.