lovekraft's definitions

firestick

The barbecue lighter that is used for lighting candles that have hard-to-reach wicks.

Hey, hand me that firestick. I don't want to burn my fingers.

by Lovekraft December 29, 2008

4th Grader

A dolt. Someone who ISN'T smarter than a Fifth Grader.

Man, Louis is such a 4th grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthdate.

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.

Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!

by Lovekraft December 15, 2008

mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

by Lovekraft February 3, 2009

stimulitis

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

by lovekraft August 24, 2009

stamp it

when there is no bottle opener handy, slamming the bottle top on a hard surface to release the cap.

- Where's the bottle opener, dude?
- Who cares! Stamp it on the coffee table.

by Lovekraft December 19, 2008

phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

by Lovekraft January 16, 2009