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Slam poetry

n. A style of spoken word poetry that is generally used in a competition, known as a poetry slam. Often, as with hip-hop music, the subject matter concerns urban life, crime, drugs, or other inner-city-related subjects. The difference in many cases, however, is that with slam poetry, the words/lyrics are more introspective and creative than your run-of-the-mill hit rap song. Also seems influenced by the Beat Poets, such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac.
Beau Sia wrote a book of slam poetry called "A Night Without Armor II: The Revenge," which probably really pissed off Jewel Kilcher.
by loop zoop July 3, 2011
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screensaver tripping

v. "Screensaver tripping" is the act of staring at your screensaver for hours on end, whether under the influence of mind-altering substances or not. Sometimes this is done as a substitute for *actual* tripping, although more often than not, it's the combination of the two that produces the wildest experience.
College Guy: Somebody call 911! Jay's been screensaver tripping again!
by loop zoop July 19, 2011
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Apple Pokéball

n. A type of Ecstasy that generally contains MDMA and caffeine as active ingredients. They may have any number of logos stamped on them, and two Apple Pokéballs may have completely different mixtures of ingredients. This kind originated in Bellflower, California, but can most likely be found in other areas as well.
Guy: I'm gonna do an Apple Pokéball before I party tonight.

Girl: Awesome! Get a bunch of them and we'll have an ecstasy love in!
by loop zoop June 17, 2011
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Hempstead

The village of Hempstead on Long Island. It is one of the few neighborhoods on Long Island with a black and Latino majority, and borders the towns of Uniondale and Garden City (which is the complete opposite in terms of economic status).

Hempstead is where Hofstra University is located. Famously the birthplace of Prodigy from Mobb Deep.
Rich guy: Hey, I have to drive through Hempstead tonight in my Corvette. Wanna come?

Friend: Not unless you got an army with you.
by loop zoop June 3, 2011
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Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 7, 2017
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Colorado Motherfucker

A cocktail consisting of:

1 oz white tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 splash Coca-Cola
4 oz milk

Nobody can explain where the "Colorado" part came from, but it might have something to do with the color of the drink.
I think I had a Colorado Motherfucker last night in Denver, but somehow I woke up in Nevada.
by loop zoop April 13, 2011
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bitard

n. A fantastic creature that is the symbol of the Ordre du Vénéré Bitard, a student association of University of Poitiers in France, created during the 1920s. Members of the student group also refer to themselves as bitards, and at times wear uniforms colored according to their rank in the organization.

NOTE: Although a previous UD definition says that this means "bisexual retard," that is a common misconception.
University of Poitiers Student: Salut! ¿Voulez-vous joindre à l'Ordre du Vénéré Bitard? Vous pouvez porter une cape.

US Transfer Student: Um, let me look that up in my French dictionary. I'm not sure I want to be a bitard.
by loop zoop June 30, 2011
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