loop zoop's definitions

nerdstravaganza

An event or place (such as an anime convention) where large numbers of nerds join forces and celebrate such common interests in style. May or may not include cosplay, music, and celebrity guest appearances. This also may apply to atypical "nerdy" activities, such as painting, knitting, or poetry.

"Are you going to Comic-con this year?" "Yeah, I heard it's gonna be the biggest nerdstravaganza ever!"

by loop zoop July 25, 2013

five

A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.

I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.

by loop zoop September 7, 2013

chatbot

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

Mongols

n. A 1%er motorcycle gang and organized crime syndicate whose headquarters is located in SoCal, originally formed in 1969 by Hispanic Vietnam War veterans who had been denied entry into Hell's Angels due to their race. They are notorious for some of their criminal activity, including drug dealing (esp. methamphetamine), money laundering, robbery, extortion, illegal possession of firearms, and murder. Ask anyone who knows motorcycle gangs well, and they will probably tell you that the Mongols are one of the most notorious and badass motorcycle gangs in the world.

Biker Dude: I'm gonna get initiated into the Mongols, cuz I'm a badass motherfucker.
Friend: I'd like to see you try!

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

interpolation

n. The way that a good majority of mainstream hip-hop songs get their melodies. Technically, it's a form of sampling; an interpolation is basically borrowing (or stealing) the melody of another song and recording it as your own. In theory, it's supposed to be done legally, although there have been cases of artists reusing melodies without permission, which have led to lawsuits.

Girl Singing "Changes": "That's just the way it is! Things'll never be the same!" That's my favorite 2pac song!
Music Snob: 2pac didn't write that! Bruce Hornsby did! It's an "interpolation"!
*Girl smacks Music Snob*

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

textracurricular activity

n. When the majority of someone’s free time after school is spent texting (and racking up a huge phone bill), as opposed to doing anything productive, or even social (the old-school way, that is).

Joe: hey sarah r u 4 real! no rly, i cant blv kathryn + joe r goin out!

Joe's Mom: Joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

Fun With Drugs

A hilarious (and yet oddly disturbing) song by electro-industrial band Velvet Acid Christ, using numerous samples from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; most of the samples are of Johnny Depp's character, Raoul Duke, narrating the film, such as, "This was not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us." It's all-too-appropriate for a band that, according to rumor, got their name from an acid trip experience.

Velvet Acid Christ Fan: I'm bored, so I'm gonna candy flip while I listen to "Fun With Drugs." Wanna join me?

by loop zoop July 17, 2011