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Definitions by loop zoop

A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.
I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.
five by loop zoop September 7, 2013

nerdstravaganza

An event or place (such as an anime convention) where large numbers of nerds join forces and celebrate such common interests in style. May or may not include cosplay, music, and celebrity guest appearances. This also may apply to atypical "nerdy" activities, such as painting, knitting, or poetry.
"Are you going to Comic-con this year?" "Yeah, I heard it's gonna be the biggest nerdstravaganza ever!"
nerdstravaganza by loop zoop July 25, 2013

Atlanta Eagle

n. An infamously sketchy gay bar on Ponce De Leon Ave. in Atlanta (obviously). Has been the location of several police raids, one of which is under investigation.
Dan went to the Atlanta Eagle to find a couple of guys for a threesome.
Atlanta Eagle by loop zoop November 13, 2011

In My Pants Game 

n. A usually email/social network-based game in which you add "in my pants" to the end of a movie title, song title, or book title. Seems to work best with song titles, although it depends on which one you use. Another variation is "up my skirt," if you're a female. Like many games, this could probably be a drinking game if you add other rules to it.
Guy: Let's play the In My Pants Game with song titles!
Girl: OK! Something's Got A Hold On Me Up My Skirt!
Guy: The Thrill Is Gone In My Pants!
In My Pants Game by loop zoop August 12, 2011

AOL InstaKiss 

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.
"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."
AOL InstaKiss by loop zoop August 7, 2011

IAMXSexual 

n. A "fourth" sexual orientation, if you will, that applies only to devoted fans of IAMX. Basically, regardless of your normal sexual orientation, you admit to fantasizing about Chris Corner or other members of the band on occasion.
Guy: Mom, Dad? It's about time I come out...I'm an IAMXSexual.
IAMXSexual by loop zoop July 25, 2011

conprofit 

n. A fake not-for-profit organization, usually set up as an Internet fraud scheme, that exploits or has exploited such events as 9/11, the Haiti earthquake, tsunamis in Southeast Asia, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to dupe people out of large sums of money. In some cases, they will set up authentic-looking fake websites in order to further present themselves as legit, but in most cases, by the time people realize this, it's much too late.
Total n00b: Aw, isn't this sweet? Send Uzbekistan's People Excellent Resources is collecting money for earthquake victims!
Friend: Are you for real? Don't you know that's a conprofit?
conprofit by loop zoop July 23, 2011