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n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.
"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"
"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."
"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."
by loop zoop August 7, 2011
Get the AOL InstaKiss mug.Escort slang for "double bareback blowjob" or "double bare blowjob." Essentially, two girls giving a blowjob at once without a condom. Used on ads on craigslist or other sites offering such services.
by loop zoop June 30, 2016
Get the DBBJ mug.The dark web, often confused with the deep web, is a small part of the deep web that is intentionally hidden and is inaccessible by standard web browsers like Firefox, Google Chrome, and internet explorer.
It's here that you can easily find things like narcotics, child porn, stolen credit cards, and other illegal goods. Most of the transactions that take place in the dark web are done with bitcoin and other crypto-currency.
It's here that you can easily find things like narcotics, child porn, stolen credit cards, and other illegal goods. Most of the transactions that take place in the dark web are done with bitcoin and other crypto-currency.
Wow, I just went on the dark web, and in a few minutes, I was able to find heroin, meth, LSD, automatic weapons, and a stolen credit card!
by loop zoop November 13, 2015
Get the dark web mug.Escort slang for anal rimming. Sometimes used in ads, and also on review sites like RubMaps. Also intended to avoid incrimination if they get caught.
I called up Layla last night, and not only did she give me a BBBJ and FS, she also let me give her a good AR!
by loop zoop November 17, 2015
Get the AR mug.A body rub is, technically, an erotic massage that may or may not include extras, e.g. happy endings. Sometimes these take place in hotels or motels; other times the masseuse will come to the client's home.
Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.
Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.
Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.
Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.
I had the most amazing body rub last night! Her name was Angel; she was gorgeous and treated me like a king!
by loop zoop December 11, 2015
Get the body rub mug.A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
by loop zoop June 7, 2017
Get the Russian Job mug.A mysterious glitch on Google Translate, whereupon you set the "translate from" language to Somali, and type in 2-3 character sets of words. The resulting text seems to be pulled from sites like Disqus, StumbleUpon, dating sites, and other random websites, and isn't always in English, even if you set the "translate to" language to English. For example, sometimes it will come out in Thai or Japanese. Other times, it will sound like you're conversing with an AI bot, though this has been disputed.
Have you seen the TranslateGate mystery? I typed in "ick ick ick ick ick," and the translation came from a Thai dating site. WTF?
by loop zoop May 10, 2018
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