loop zoop's definitions

TranslateGate

A mysterious glitch on Google Translate, whereupon you set the "translate from" language to Somali, and type in 2-3 character sets of words. The resulting text seems to be pulled from sites like Disqus, StumbleUpon, dating sites, and other random websites, and isn't always in English, even if you set the "translate to" language to English. For example, sometimes it will come out in Thai or Japanese. Other times, it will sound like you're conversing with an AI bot, though this has been disputed.

Have you seen the TranslateGate mystery? I typed in "ick ick ick ick ick," and the translation came from a Thai dating site. WTF?

by loop zoop May 10, 2018

YouTube debate

n. Possibly the most pointless, irrational form of debate on the Internet today, a YouTube debate is when two or more people get into an argument via the comments section on YouTube. The topics may include politics, Megadeth vs. Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, the paranormal, how VEVO sucks, or perhaps most laughably, gang affiliations. As with your average forum fighter, those who start (or engage in) these debates are often just trolls, but some actually take them seriously, to the point of getting emotional. Also, they generally contain numerous spelling and grammar errors.

MOFOmike: fuk u, ur a fukin democrat whore and that's the rezin r cuntry is so fukked up rite now.
YoYoMa: u fuqqin redneck republican bitch-ass, how bout u come say dat in ma hood, i'll blast you with my fo-fo!
Uploader Comment: And another YouTube debate turns violent...

by loop zoop July 22, 2011

Cheshire Bridge Rd.

n. A street near Midtown Atlanta, known for its sex shops, strip clubs, and massage parlors...oh yeah, and there are some great restaurants too. Much more active at night than during the day, of course.

Dude: Hey, I'm gonna hit Cheshire Bridge Rd. and go get a private lap dance!

Friend: OK, just don't get arrested.

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Vegan Black Metal Chef is an up-and-coming YouTube celeb. The creator of the videos dresses in a manner similar to Gene Simmons of KISS, with white face paint and black streaks around his eyes, and wears a black suit of armor. Clearly, he's also influenced by such real-life black metal bands as Mayhem, Burzum, and Dark Throne. Thus far, he has only posted two videos ("Pad Thai" and "Easy Meal Ideas of the Ages"), yet the first video alone has received over 1 million views and spawned imitators. He has also been referenced on quite a few food-related blogs. And finally, in true black metal style, the videos/songs are at least 12-15 minutes long!

Vegan Black Metal Chef (making Pad Thai): FORM THE TRIANGLES INTO THE SYMBOL OF THE ANCIENTS ON THE PLATE!

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

AR

Escort slang for anal rimming. Sometimes used in ads, and also on review sites like RubMaps. Also intended to avoid incrimination if they get caught.

I called up Layla last night, and not only did she give me a BBBJ and FS, she also let me give her a good AR!

by loop zoop November 17, 2015

Taco Hell

Local nickname for the Taco Bell on Ponce De Leon Ave. in ATL. This refers not only to the quality of the food, as in previous UD definitions, but also the fact that at this particular location, if you park in specific areas at certain times of night, drug dealers will harass you and probably ask you to buy weed, crack, heroin, or some kind of prescription drug. Also located across the street from some housing projects.

ATLien: I'm about to go over to Taco Hell and get some burritos. Wanna come?

Friend: Uh, sure. Just lemme load my 12 gauge first.

by loop zoop June 17, 2011

AOL InstaKiss

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

by loop zoop August 7, 2011