loop zoop's definitions

Cheshire Bridge Rd.

n. A street near Midtown Atlanta, known for its sex shops, strip clubs, and massage parlors...oh yeah, and there are some great restaurants too. Much more active at night than during the day, of course.

Dude: Hey, I'm gonna hit Cheshire Bridge Rd. and go get a private lap dance!

Friend: OK, just don't get arrested.

by loop zoop July 1, 2011

chatbot

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

AR

Escort slang for anal rimming. Sometimes used in ads, and also on review sites like RubMaps. Also intended to avoid incrimination if they get caught.

I called up Layla last night, and not only did she give me a BBBJ and FS, she also let me give her a good AR!

by loop zoop November 17, 2015

STD

n. A pejorative nickname for the Sigma Delta Tau sorority, due to the fact that a reasonable number of its members have a reputation for sleeping around. Alternatively, some people also call it "EAT," because of how the Greek letters look. Is it true? Ask around campus!

Female Student: So, I'm pledging for Sigma Delta Tau for rush this week!

Friend: You're pledging for STD? Don't contract one!

by loop zoop July 3, 2011

body rub

A body rub is, technically, an erotic massage that may or may not include extras, e.g. happy endings. Sometimes these take place in hotels or motels; other times the masseuse will come to the client's home.

Experiences with a body rub are very individualized: some offer more intimate services (such as a BJ) based on pay, and others will offer kissing, mutual touch, and even FS. Often this depends on how familiar the masseuse is with the client. And prices run the gamut from $50-$300 and higher, also depending on what services you want.

Men, women, and transgender providers offer body rubs if you're looking for them, and they're probably available in just about any city, believe it or not.

I had the most amazing body rub last night! Her name was Angel; she was gorgeous and treated me like a king!

by loop zoop December 11, 2015

Levamisole

n. A drug formerly used in legitimate markets to treat parasitic worm infections and several forms of cancer, it is now often cut with crack on the streets due to their similarity in appearance. It will also add bulk and weight to powdered cocaine, making it appear more pure.

Dude: Hey, wanna smoke of this crack I just got? Oh shit, this is just some Levamisole.

by loop zoop June 13, 2011

bash.org

n. Also known as "QDB" or "Quote Database," this is a very popular site listing quotes from IRC and IM conversations. Often the humor stems from someone making a typo, such as "Peking Dick FTW...wait, I mean Peking Duck!" Bash.org is also the site partially responsible for making such 'Net users as bloodninja into Internet celebrities, due to their hilarious trolling efforts. Best read late at night with friends, after consuming large amounts of alcohol or other mind-altering substances.

Nutshell_dude: So, I'm drinking Cock right now.
MadManCurie: Oh shit! That's going on bash.org!
Nutshell_dude: No, wait! I meant Coke! Fuck you.

by loop zoop June 17, 2011