Definitions by long bong silvers

stoned 

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

stoned by long bong silvers October 30, 2018

chronic masturbator 

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

chronic masturbator by long bong silvers October 29, 2018

2018 

The current year as im typing this. Could be better, people always startin shit.

2018 sucks

2018 by long bong silvers August 21, 2018

Lesbian 

A girl who loves girls & not boys.

"I heard she was a lesbian."
"That just means she likes what I like! (proceeds to deepthroat corn dog)"

Lesbian by long bong silvers July 19, 2018

ms. new booty 

1.a song by bubba sparxxx, the ying yang twins, & mr. collipark
2. a girl with a big ol booty

i found you ms. new booty, get it together & bring it back to me

ms. new booty by long bong silvers July 10, 2018

Spoiler

When you find out something about a movie, TV show, book, or video game that you wanted to find out on your own.

Goddamn it I just saw Steven Universe spoilers!!

Spoiler by long bong silvers July 7, 2018