Definitions by logan cleaver

snackrafice

Abstaining from the consumption of Little Debbies, Twinkies, and other tantalizing sugary snacks between the hours of 3 and 6 pm (after school and before dinner).

When Timmy returned from school he found that Ronny had visciously attacked the Zebra cakes with earnest. Timmy cursed his name, but never the less was forced to make a snackrafice.

snackrafice by logan cleaver September 25, 2005

kretzocoatlis 

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.

I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.

kretzocoatlis by logan cleaver November 12, 2003

monolog 

One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.

His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.

monolog by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

slumper 

A generally fat, nasty, and unattractive woman seen through beer googles and acted upon sexually in order to break one's slump.

Nate Sylvester broke his slump at the summo wrestling party, where he had his way with a bumper crop of slumpers.

slumper by logan cleaver October 29, 2003

buttlets 

the part of the ass that hangs visibly beneath the hemline of short-shorts/hotpants.

Those are some grade-A buttlets over thaar, thank god for dirty girls.

buttlets by logan cleaver October 7, 2003

maut 

1. A mentally disabled or retarded person, or the institutional domain of such person.
2. Someone who is lame, geeky, and/or generally inconsequential.

"that hoe is so stupid she has to take Maut classes, but she ain't so dumb that she can't suck a dick"

maut by logan cleaver September 27, 2003