lockenload23's definitions

Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Tengo Sed

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.

by lockenload23 July 22, 2016

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.

-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

LowKeyMon

When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.

Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

spick fil a

A Chick Fil A restaurant predominately run by Mexicans.

Dude, do you speak Spanish? I don't know how to order at this spick fil a

by lockenload23 December 23, 2016