fucaled

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

by lobsterbeybuoy January 01, 2014

hiccaburp

n. Hiccup and burp happening at the same time. Often associated with beer guzzling. More commony seen in hillbillies and Australians from Perth.
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I'll tell you Bruce, a hiccaburp is not the worst thing that can come out of your surgeon when he's operating.

What's the worst thing?

A West Australian accent.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012

golstopper

n. In sports, especially in Sweden, a dominant, unbeatable goaltender.

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Unbelievable! Did you see how Focale saved our bacon? What a golstopper!

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 01, 2014

Greatest country in the world

n. Australia, except for Perth.

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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!

Except for Perth!

Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 09, 2012

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 06, 2013

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 07, 2013

Perth

place. Extremely western Australian city that serves as a gateway to the orient and an export hub for kangaroo leather, emu eggs and small trinkets.

Sports fanatics abound. Professional rounders teams, netball enthusiasts, and the famous Clashing Colours can be found on the pitches most Sundays.

Have they got stores in Perth now?

Too right mate! You can buy any trinket you want. It's like Hobart on a Wednesday eveving!

by Lobsterbeybuoy December 24, 2012