14 definitions by lobsterbeybuoy
n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.
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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
by lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.
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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!
Sounds like a duck deal.
Exactly. You in?
Sounds like a duck deal.
Exactly. You in?
by lobsterbeybuoy September 1, 2013
n. Canadian expression for a fellow who's useless.
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That new deckhand be a right dory rower. I wouldn't want to rely on him to pull traps in a moisturizer.
Too right Bruce.
You from Australia?
Yeah. But not from Perth.
Too right Bruce.
You from Australia?
Yeah. But not from Perth.
by lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
n. Australia, except for Perth.
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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!
Except for Perth!
Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
Except for Perth!
Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
by lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.
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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?
by lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013
n. Maritime expression for a stranger, a neophyte. Derived from the bizarre way maritimers drape a protective sheet over folks eating their first lobster.
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Hand me that quarter-inch spline bracket. I have to haul this keel if we're going to beat that moisturizer back to port.
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
By Jeez there be a load of spline brackets by here.
Don't be a bib boy. There! Aft of your meat paw!
by lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012
adj. Atlantic Canadian expression meaning excellent. Used by fishermen, schooner builders and itinerant organ grinders.
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That boat there be codriffic! Ye hear me now there. I'd sail her down the mouth of an Atlantic moisturizer, and no mistake.
You lying Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia lobster roll! You don't know a schooner from an anchored dory.
You lying Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia lobster roll! You don't know a schooner from an anchored dory.
by lobsterbeybuoy November 10, 2012