Definitions by lmxdurgex

dark nuts 

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

dark nuts by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

black balls by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

brown stone

a fictional medical condition, a kidney stone of the ass that blocks shit from comming out

Jack reall needed to take a shit but it wouldent come out because of his brown stone.

brown stone by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

broke dick fountain 

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

broke dick fountain by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

common 

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

common by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

Omnipotent 

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

Omnipotent by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008

red balls 

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

red balls by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008