up your brown

Up your ass.

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Hoden

Balls. But in German.

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."

Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "

American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."

by ljak November 23, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

H.A.B.

Abbreviation for hot as balls. Like when it's hot as balls outside.

"How hot is it gonna be today? It's gonna be H.A.B."

by ljak November 23, 2021

the Face

The ugly thing on the front of you.

"Hey, YOU! With the Face!"

by ljak November 23, 2021

apeshit

To go fucking berserk out of nowhere.

"My son went fucking apeshit when took a sip of the milkshake he thought was vanilla, and it was mint."

by ljak November 23, 2021

slowbag

A douchebag who blocks your way because they're too slow.

"We would've been there on time if it hadn't been for that slowbag."

by ljak November 22, 2021