Definitions by littlejimmie

flip yourself

flip yourself a non vulgar less offensive way to tell someone to fuck themselves when fuck yourself is inappropriate or unwanted

dude you stole my cds from my room last night

man i was not even in your room last night and did not steal your cds go flip yourself

dude i got you ha ha ha ha

man your jokes are not even funny go flip yourself

dude you cant take a joke can you

man the jokes on you go flip yourself

ok dude i get it

flip yourself by littlejimmie April 6, 2019

ribbon burner 

ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances

customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan

furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work

customer i did not realize that pretty awesome

furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work

ribbon burner by littlejimmie April 5, 2019

acrylonitrile butadiene styrene

acrylonitrile butadiene styrene known as abs plastic is a hard thermoplastic used to make pipes housings for electronics consumer products commercial and industry products and many other products

i wanted a metal table but ended up with a cheap table made from acrylonitrile butadiene styrene cheap plastic products are taking over the market what a bummer

acrylonitrile butadiene styrene by littlejimmie April 3, 2019

go fuck somewhere else 

go fuck somewhere else another way to tell someone to fuck off and go fuck themselves at the same time when you are not afraid to use stronger profanity

dude wheres my goddamn candy

man i dont have your goddamn candy go fuck somewhere else

no dude give me my goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy and go fuck somewhere else

dude you are really uptight

man what do you expect to get from me im telling you to go fuck somewhere else

ok dude i get you

go fuck somewhere else by littlejimmie April 2, 2019

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

motherlover

motherlover a non vulgar non offensive alternative to motherfucker when profanity is not acceptable or unwanted

dude wheres my candy money owe me motherlover

man i dont owe you any candy money if i did i would not give it to you motherlover
dude youre such a wiseass you motherlover

motherlover by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

motherloving 

motherloving is the same meaning as motherfucking a non vulgar and non offensive alternative used in anger frustration and surprise when motherfucking is not appropriate or unwanted

my kitchen sink drain backed up and had to be snaked what a motherloving mess that made

motherloving by littlejimmie April 1, 2019