Definitions by little miss mayonnaise

treacled 

To have extensive diarrhoea, usually accidently and in a public place

Temple ate his dads curry and later the poor guy just couldnt make it in time and treacled his underwear

Nice....

treacled by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 16, 2005

crazy frog 

Jamster ringtone used as a chav mating call.

I have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.

Ba - ding - ding - erggghhhhharghhhhh!!!

Sorted

crazy frog by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 9, 2005

icq 

An Internet Relay Chat programme which sucks quite frankly. Started off as a good alternative to MSN but now gets swamped by Turkish pervs, bogus internet joblinks and bizarre robot spam from the iron curtain.

My advice - get a life

icq by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 9, 2005

Bare butt boogie 

To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it

Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday

Bare butt boogie by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005

Space Cakes 

Cookie/brownie crammed full of dope

Mrs Smith took some space cakes to her local church coffee morning and the whole congregation was as stoned as a rats arse

Space Cakes by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 31, 2005

oatmeal life 

To be plain simple and boring as opposed to a 'creme brulee' life which is exciting with all guns blazing

Not to be confused with daily masturbation and pots of toss etc

Thank You

oatmeal life by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 30, 2005

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

No Brainer by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005