Definitions by literatureandthehumanexistenc

Tear Gas Soccer 

when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.

Yo lets play some tear gas soccer

Tear Gas Soccer by literatureandthehumanexistenc June 8, 2020

You can do it 

You can't do it

Son: *Rock Climbing*
Father: "You can do it, son"
Son: *Falls and dies*

You can do it by literatureandthehumanexistenc May 31, 2020

Barbecue Chicken

The act of being Shaquille O'Neil

Boy: *Standing Underneath Hoop*
Shaq: *Pulls it down onto him, likely killing him*
Shaq: *In a really deep voice* "Barbecue Chicken"

Barbecue Chicken by literatureandthehumanexistenc May 31, 2020