homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Raiders

An awesome team that every incoherent, dumbass, po-dunk, redneck seems to think sucks. Big fucking deal if they had a bad year, lets see your inbred team do good with over 1/2 thier starters hurt.

49er fan: The Fortay-Niners are fabulous!!1111

Jet fan: Hey, yous Raiders betters shuts yous faces before I kills yous.

Buck fan: What! We've only had 6 winning seasons in 28 years?! We DO suck!

by Linux System Message April 03, 2004

the south

Any area in the US where the word "Y'all" is used by anyone.

If your an Atheist don't move to the south, they hate us here.

by Linux System Message April 14, 2004

h2

According to FUH2.com:

The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"

Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.

by Linux System Message February 29, 2004

event horizon

the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape

If you are in an event horizon send me a postcard.

by Linux System Message March 26, 2004

University of Michigan

A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.

If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.


U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
Ties-6

by Linux System Message November 13, 2004

Zemmiphobia

An abnormal and persistent fear of the great mole rat.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GREAT MOLE RAT!!! Run away!!!

by Linux System Message March 19, 2004